The PS3 - First Console Designed by Trained Monkeys!

Alright, I've spent some more time with the PS3 and I'm still pretty happy with the purchase. Come to think of it, the PS3 hasn't actually been turned off since I bought it, I've left it running Folding @ Home the whole time. I have to admit I wouldn't have the confidence in my XBox 360 to leave it running like that.

The wife and I have spent a lot of time playing We Heart Katamari this week, getting ready for the release of Beautiful Katamari in a couple weeks. I kind of like the irony in playing a game on the PS3 to get myself geared up for an XBox 360 release.

I spent a bit of time at a PS3 forum yesterday, trying to really get into the role of a new PlayStation 3 owner. I check out 360 Arcadians daily, so I figured I should balance that out with some PS3 love, too. Man alive, nothing could have prepared me for the fanboys at the PS3 site. The Arcadians, while an XBox 360-centric site, still gives plenty of love to other consoles, because at its heart it is a gaming site/forum. Over at the PS3 forum, you'd think Bill Gates and Major Nelson had gangbanged these people's dogs and forced them to watch.

The big complaint was the Microsoft was paying developers to delay their PS3 releases. Um, yeah. That's called a timed exclusive. There were also many cries about how Microsoft is paying for exclusive games for the 360. I'm still failing to see the problem. Microsoft is doing everything they can to make the 360 the leader of this console generation. There's nothing wrong with that. Of course, some of these folks are so paranoid, they think Sony took money from MS to delay Home. Yes, you read that right. In fact, I'll have to quote the post, because you'll never believe me otherwise.

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Originally Posted by Insanehead
You think MS also paid Sony to delay HOME?you never know. i
don't think its a case where ms blatantly gave sony money but microsoft probably
knew 360 would be dead along with live as soon as home came out so they probably
made some sort of deal like you delay home for 6 months and afterwards we'll
give up this and this exclusives cause they knew ps3 would kill them anyway. and
by getting sony to delay home for 6 months, it means they could launch halo 3
and other games successfully without sony killing them with home so early, and
sony gets back some of the exclusives in the deal. probably haze was the first
game on the ps3 side from the deal.

That's user Nariko Rulz, who has unforunately been banned since yesterday. That's a shame, because I really enjoyed his paranoid fantasies.

Look, I know it is just plain stupid to suggest that Sony is trying to fail with the PS3, so I'm not going to do that. What I will say is that I have to seriously wonder about whomever is making their decisions. From the beginning, Sony has displayed a level of hubris not seen since Nintendo's heyday back in the 80's. First, the release a console at the $500/$600 price point a full year after the XBox 360 launched, so they knew what MS's price was. Sony just felt that since the PS2 sold so well, people would buy the PS3, too.

There's also the problem of the game library. Right now, there are very few AAA titles for the PS3. That list narrows much further if you try looking for PS3 exclusives. There's Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and Resistance. Some people would include Ninja Gaiden Sigma in the list, but that's just the third rehash of a title for the original XBox. I was being nice in adding Lair to the list since it was really supposed to be this awesome game. I figure someone that never reads reviews could be tricked into buying it, so it'll go on the list.

But really, just 4-5 "must have" games after a year? People like to say that the Xbox 360 was in the same boat its first year, but I'm not buying it. In the first year, the 360 had PGR3, Dead Rising, Saint's Row, and DoA (3, 4? I hate fighting games, cause I suck). Plus they had Fight Night: Round 3, Oblivion, and other awesome games that weren't exclusive, but they weren't available on other next-gen consoles at the time. Add in XBox Live Arcade, which is far superior in every way to the PlayStation Store, and the games were looking pretty good in the early days of the 360. You'll also notice I left out Gears of War, since it snuck in just after the console had been out a year.

And now Sony is goofing on rumble. Yes, they've finally settled their lawsuit so they can put the rumble back in their controllers. But they seem to be in no rush to do that. Japan is getting it by the end of the year and then North America gets it sometime next year? You would think Sony would be rushing to get that to the US before the holidays. Rumble doesn't sell systems, but some people will wait to buy a console if they know a new model is coming out soon.

Look at Mike Tyson. Way back when, Tyson (Sony) had a fight against a young up and comer named Buster Douglas (Microsoft). Douglas has pretty much a no name in boxing circles and it seemed like Iron Mike was going to steamroll another opponent. So, Tyson was lazy coming into this fight. He didn't take it seriously and didn't prepare properly. Douglas, on the other hand, made the most of this shot. He trained, studied, and generally prepared to kick some ass. Tyson was caught off guard and next thing you know, there's a new World's champion. I'm not saying Sony is going to try and bite the ears off Nintendo, but they'd certainly do well to try and get in the damn fight.