The Year in Review

Wow, I've been pretty lax about updating this the last 6 weeks. Too many games to play. Since all the major releases are out now it seems to be a good enough time to go over the highlights of the year. I won't be doing Game of the Year and what-not, I'll save that for another post. What I really want to do is write about some of the games that have been taking up all my time the last few weeks.

The Simpsons Game (XBox 360): This game is a lot of fun. My wife and I have been playing it co-op and having a blast. As a game, it isn't great but certainly isn't awful, just kind of average. Fortunately the writing and humor save the game in a big way making it an awesome amount of fun for a Simpsons fan.

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns (PS2): This is a port of a Japanese game from like 2 years ago. It is also the most in-depth wrestling game to hit the US. The Create-A-Wrestler mode is so deep it is scary. I mean, I spent a good couple hours configuring my guys in the Smackdown series (not looks, I'm talking moves) so I have genuine and legitimate fear that this game take over my life if I let it. The gameplay is all timing based, so button mashing won't help you at all. All that having been said, it is the most fun you'll have with a wrestling game since No Mercy on the N64.

Orange Box (XBox 360): I've only played Portal on this, but damn was that game awesome. I wish I'd played some Half Life 2 since I've never played it before, but stupid me let a friend borrow it since I was planning on playing some other games first.

Super Mario Galaxy (Wii): To be honest, I'm not drooling over this game like so many other people are. That may be due to the fact I haven't spent a lot of time with it, though. I'm glad to finally have another good game for the Wii, which went through some serious dry spells over the last year. But really, if you love Mario 64 (which I do), then you'll love this game.

Rock Band (XBox 360): I got the stand-alone version of this since I wanted to wait for the Stratocaster to be wireless before I got one. I like the song selection on this better than Guitar Hero 3, though GH3 is also fun. But whereas GH3 seemed kind of "off" to me, Rock Band really delivered. I've only done guitar and singing, but I've had a blast with both. The guitar sections seem easier overall than GH2. I can say this because I've cleared like 4 or 5 tiers on expert in Rock Band and only been able to beat one expert song in GH2. I'm still waiting on my slack friends to come over to try some multiplayer since my wife won't touch this one.

Mass Effect (XBox 360): This game and Rock Band have been fighting it out for control of the XBox on any given night. I'm about 8 hours into it and still haven't even scratched the main story line. The combat is fun, much moreso than a standard RPG. I like the conversation system, even if it isn't as amazing as advertised. Pretty much everything in this game is just spot-on awesome. It felt to me from the beginning like I was playing some kind of 80's sci-fi movie. There's even a filter to add film grain you can turn on and off. The music is even perfect, making full use of synthesizers just like the 80's. It sounds like a movie off MST3K, which is a compliment.

You may have noticed I didn't talk about any PS3 games. I did play Fire Pro on the PS3 but I don't think that really counts. Part of the problem is that if a game is multi-console I'm going to get it on the XBox due to achivements. But have no fear, PS3 fans. My Xmas list is chock full of PS3 goodness, including Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Rachet and Clank, and Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, so I'll be reporting on at least one of those after the 25th. I'm also wanting to try Assassin's Creed, but again, that will probably be on the 360. Also, I've got Lair coming, but I've got pretty low expectations for that. Luckily I didn't pay a dime for it, nor did anyone I know.

An Overload of Options

I never thought I'd say it, but I wish there weren't so many video games coming out. The only saving grace is that there is still nothing of note coming up for the PS3, so I'm safe on that front. But look at this list of games I'll be too weak to resist buying.

Phoenix Wright 3 - 10/23 - Nintendo DS
Guitar Hero 3 - 10/28 - XBox 360
The Simpsons Game - 10/30 - XBox 360
Super Mario Galaxy - 11/12 - Nintendo Wii
Fire Pro Wrestling Returns - 11/13 - PS2
Smackdown vs Raw 2008 - 11/13 - XBox 360
Mass Effect - 11/20 - XBox 360
Rock Band - 11/23 - XBox 360

And that's just through November! Yes, I'm well aware that some of those games will also be out for the PS3, but unless there's a damn fine reason for getting the PS3 version, like extra levels or something, I'll get the XBox 360 version. Why? Because I'm a bit of an achievements whore. Plus, my friends all have 360s, so I can do multiplayer with them. Only 2 of my friends have PS3s, and of those two, one has a 360 also.

The worst part isn't even how my wallet is getting raped without any lube. No, the worst part is how I don't have enough hours in the day to play this. I suppose my weekends will be opening up in November, which is nice, but between these games, the games I already own and haven't played enough of (Hi, Halo 3!) and the few tv shows I watch, there just aren't enough hours in the day.

Adding insult to injury, I'm picking up Beautiful Katamari today and I'm going to try to have the strength not to grab Orange Box at the same time. The only good news is that Katamari won't suck up too much time since I can grab it and play for a short time. I'm also really glad now that Heavenly Sword is only like 5 hours long. I may actually beat it! Of course, I have to actually start it first.

The only other thing of note to happen is that the wife and I got Eternal Sonata a couple weeks ago and started to play it the other night. Well, to be truthful, we started to watch all the damn cinematics at the beginning of the game. It took like 20 minutes before I was actually playing anything. Hopefully I'll be able to add a second character to my party pretty quickly, since we want to play the game co-op. I haven't really gotten far in the game since our work schedules have conflicted since we decided to play it. I'm not really a big JRPG fan, that's my wife's job (though she insists she doesn't like them, she really does) but I play them on occassion. Because of this passing familiarity with JRPGs I can't be sure if Eternal Sonata is more emo than the average JRPG or if it is just way, way emo. All I know is there's a whole lot of whiny "woe is me" type dialog in the beginning movie. Maybe its just me getting older, but damn is it annoying.

The PS3 - First Console Designed by Trained Monkeys!

Alright, I've spent some more time with the PS3 and I'm still pretty happy with the purchase. Come to think of it, the PS3 hasn't actually been turned off since I bought it, I've left it running Folding @ Home the whole time. I have to admit I wouldn't have the confidence in my XBox 360 to leave it running like that.

The wife and I have spent a lot of time playing We Heart Katamari this week, getting ready for the release of Beautiful Katamari in a couple weeks. I kind of like the irony in playing a game on the PS3 to get myself geared up for an XBox 360 release.

I spent a bit of time at a PS3 forum yesterday, trying to really get into the role of a new PlayStation 3 owner. I check out 360 Arcadians daily, so I figured I should balance that out with some PS3 love, too. Man alive, nothing could have prepared me for the fanboys at the PS3 site. The Arcadians, while an XBox 360-centric site, still gives plenty of love to other consoles, because at its heart it is a gaming site/forum. Over at the PS3 forum, you'd think Bill Gates and Major Nelson had gangbanged these people's dogs and forced them to watch.

The big complaint was the Microsoft was paying developers to delay their PS3 releases. Um, yeah. That's called a timed exclusive. There were also many cries about how Microsoft is paying for exclusive games for the 360. I'm still failing to see the problem. Microsoft is doing everything they can to make the 360 the leader of this console generation. There's nothing wrong with that. Of course, some of these folks are so paranoid, they think Sony took money from MS to delay Home. Yes, you read that right. In fact, I'll have to quote the post, because you'll never believe me otherwise.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Insanehead
You think MS also paid Sony to delay HOME?you never know. i
don't think its a case where ms blatantly gave sony money but microsoft probably
knew 360 would be dead along with live as soon as home came out so they probably
made some sort of deal like you delay home for 6 months and afterwards we'll
give up this and this exclusives cause they knew ps3 would kill them anyway. and
by getting sony to delay home for 6 months, it means they could launch halo 3
and other games successfully without sony killing them with home so early, and
sony gets back some of the exclusives in the deal. probably haze was the first
game on the ps3 side from the deal.

That's user Nariko Rulz, who has unforunately been banned since yesterday. That's a shame, because I really enjoyed his paranoid fantasies.

Look, I know it is just plain stupid to suggest that Sony is trying to fail with the PS3, so I'm not going to do that. What I will say is that I have to seriously wonder about whomever is making their decisions. From the beginning, Sony has displayed a level of hubris not seen since Nintendo's heyday back in the 80's. First, the release a console at the $500/$600 price point a full year after the XBox 360 launched, so they knew what MS's price was. Sony just felt that since the PS2 sold so well, people would buy the PS3, too.

There's also the problem of the game library. Right now, there are very few AAA titles for the PS3. That list narrows much further if you try looking for PS3 exclusives. There's Warhawk, Heavenly Sword, Lair, and Resistance. Some people would include Ninja Gaiden Sigma in the list, but that's just the third rehash of a title for the original XBox. I was being nice in adding Lair to the list since it was really supposed to be this awesome game. I figure someone that never reads reviews could be tricked into buying it, so it'll go on the list.

But really, just 4-5 "must have" games after a year? People like to say that the Xbox 360 was in the same boat its first year, but I'm not buying it. In the first year, the 360 had PGR3, Dead Rising, Saint's Row, and DoA (3, 4? I hate fighting games, cause I suck). Plus they had Fight Night: Round 3, Oblivion, and other awesome games that weren't exclusive, but they weren't available on other next-gen consoles at the time. Add in XBox Live Arcade, which is far superior in every way to the PlayStation Store, and the games were looking pretty good in the early days of the 360. You'll also notice I left out Gears of War, since it snuck in just after the console had been out a year.

And now Sony is goofing on rumble. Yes, they've finally settled their lawsuit so they can put the rumble back in their controllers. But they seem to be in no rush to do that. Japan is getting it by the end of the year and then North America gets it sometime next year? You would think Sony would be rushing to get that to the US before the holidays. Rumble doesn't sell systems, but some people will wait to buy a console if they know a new model is coming out soon.

Look at Mike Tyson. Way back when, Tyson (Sony) had a fight against a young up and comer named Buster Douglas (Microsoft). Douglas has pretty much a no name in boxing circles and it seemed like Iron Mike was going to steamroll another opponent. So, Tyson was lazy coming into this fight. He didn't take it seriously and didn't prepare properly. Douglas, on the other hand, made the most of this shot. He trained, studied, and generally prepared to kick some ass. Tyson was caught off guard and next thing you know, there's a new World's champion. I'm not saying Sony is going to try and bite the ears off Nintendo, but they'd certainly do well to try and get in the damn fight.

PS3: First Impressions

This is kind of a supplemental post to the buying the PS3 story.

I've had an XBox 360 since April 2006, so I'm pretty used to it and how it works. During that time, the XBox 360 controller has also become my all-time favorite video game controller, a spot that was previously held by the DualShock controller. Actually, the WaveBird is probably the best controller ever, hampered only by the screwy button placement Nintendo decided on for the GameCube and the lack of rumble. But I digress.

The Good:

• I liked the fact that I was able to use my old PS2 component cables with the PS3. I've got an HDTV, but it is old enough to only have a DVI input, no HDMI.
• Going back to the SIXAXIS is like riding a bike. I haven't actually turned my PS2 on in over a year, but picking up the SIXAXIS was like I never stopped playing it.
• I like the opening music when you turn on the PS3. A minor thing, but I enjoy it.
• Folding @ Home. Its for a good cause and it looks pretty.
• The wireless internet was simple to set up and offered no problems at all.
• I heart the Emotion Engine chip. No software emulation backwards compatibility for me!
• The PS3 is certainly an impressive looking piece of electronics.

The Bad:

• It is impressive looking because it is HUGE. Like it dwarves all my other systems. It is currently sitting where my original XBox sat and is way bigger.
• I really like the XBox 360's UI better. I like the blades and the way things are organized, it makes sense to me. The PS3's interface, on the other hand, is functional but ugly.
• When I first turned it on, I had to download a rather large update. It took forever. I've been told that it is faster to use my PC to download the update, then apply it using a flash drive or memory card.
• The PlayStation Store. I understand why they made it like they did. Having it be a webpage means they can quickly and easily change it whenever they want. I mean, a total conversion kind of change, too. But it looks ugly. The icons are ugly. And I hate using the controller to move my "mouse" cursor around. It is slow and very easy to overshoot your target. This was especially annoying when I was trying to buy something on the store and kept missing the scroll down bar for the credit card expiration date.
• To go along with the previous two complaints, when I bought a couple items from the store (flOw and Super Stardust HD), they took forever to download. Same thing with the demos I got. I actually started downloading the Heavenly Sword demo, put in 300 and watched it, and when I was done, the HS demo was only 83% done. There's no excuse for that. I've got 10mbs cable internet, so it isn't a speed issue on my end.

The Unknown:

• I haven't tried out the unit to play non-DVD movies yet, so I'm looking forward to that.
• Same thing for music and pictures.
• I'm also looking forward to trying some multiplayer in Resistance. I've got a couple friends coming over tonight so I'll try that. I'll also try some online play soon.
• Warbirds. That game looks so awesome and I really want to get both it and Ninja Gaiden Sigma, but I know with Halo 3, I won't actually play either of them for a while.

So that's my intial review of the PS3. I know it looked pretty heavy on the critical side, but I'm really pretty happy with my purchase. I'm anxious to get a game that can really show what it can do, though.

Halo 3 and the PS3

As usual, my timing is great. I'm probably the only guy dumb enough to pick up a PS3 four days before Halo 3 hits the shelves. But, I had the money in hand and just had to buy it. That's the good news. The bad news is now that Halo 3 is out, I won't be touching it. I guess I'll have to let Folding @ Home keep it busy for me.

The actual purchasing trip wasn't as uneventful as it should have been. I really wanted to just buy the PS3, some games, a Blu Ray movie and leave. Unfortunately, it couldn't be that easy. Last week, Toys R Us was running a "Buy 2 Get 1 Free" video game sale. I decided to try and price match at the store I was buying the PS3 at to save a trip. The problem started when the customer service person told me they don't price match from Toys R Us. I asked for a manager and things went downhill from there.

Just so I'm clear, if they would have said they don't price match Buy X Get Y deals, I would have accepted it and made the trip to Toys R Us. But the manager's reason for not doing it was that he didn't want to. I pointed to the price matching policy about 3 feet to my left in giant letters on the wall, but he said that he made the policy and wasn't going to be price matching that day. The best part came when he said he wouldn't match it because on the Toys R Us website, it says the sale is for "select" games. I told him that wasn't relevant since the store in question doesn't price match website prices, only actual retail locations. He didn't like that. But the deal in the Toys R Us stores isn't on "select" games, it is on any game. So I asked him to call the Toys R Us to verify, as this store normally would do. He refused. I again asked him and told him that this didn't need to be such a pain in the ass, and that's all she wrote.

Ok, so maybe using the term "pain in the ass" wasn't appropriate, I'm not really sure. Since I wasn't calling the manager a pain in the ass, but rather was talking about this whole situation being a pain in the ass, I don't think I crossed any kind of line. But, whatever. I went to a different store who was more than happy to take my money. Plus, they matched the Toys R Us sale, so I picked up Resistance: Fall of Man, Eternal Sonata, and Overlord along with 300 on Blu Ray and the 60GB PS3. Yeah, yeah, I got two XBox 360 games and only one PlayStation 3 game. But really, the only other game I was interested in at the time for the PS3 was Heavenly Sword and once I heard it only lasts 5-6 hours I decided spending $60 for it wasn't the smartest idea. I'll pick it up on the cheap later.

Once I got home and set everything up, I tried the demo for Ninja Gaiden, which is awesome. I never played the XBox versions for some reason, so I was blown away. Had I known the game was this cool, I would have picked it up instead of Overlord.

But now Halo 3 is out, so it looks like my PS3's days of love are going to be delayed.

This Is The End

It seems like just yesterday I was commenting on how quickly the goal was approaching. Actually, it was two days ago. How time flies.

This morning I checked my accounts and with the marketing sale that went through while I was sleeping, I've reached the goal. Yes, I have now managed to acquire the funds for a PlayStation 3 using only online sources. I'm at $523.14 earned, which is enough to go make the purchase. And it only took 52 days.

I'm still waiting on a couple of checks to come in, but at this point I'm sure I could convince the wife to let me go get the machine and reimburse the checking account as the checks arrive. I'm really not sure what I'll do. The sad truth of the matter is that I'm in a rush to get a PS3 only because I want to be sure to get a 60GB version with the Emotion Engine chip inside. There aren't any PS3 exclusive games I'm dying to play and I don't own any Blu Ray movies (yet).

I am, however, looking forward to playing some of my PS2 games upconverted. I especially am anxious to play some God of War and Kingdom Hearts on it. I'm also wanting to play Stranglehold, but I'm not sure if I want to play it on the XBox 360 or the PS3. I do like the achievements on the 360, but if I can get the limited edition PS3 version, I'll probably grab that one instead.

I'm also thinking seriously about getting the PS3 from Amazon. I've got an affiliate account, so I'll get like 4% back, which is still better than nothing. On top of that, they're running a promotion where I'll get 2 free Blu Ray movies with the PS3, in addition to the 5 movies you get just from buying the system. If I go that route, I'll probably get the first two Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Those should look pretty nice in HD.

But I guess the real question is, where do I go from here. I've got the foundations of my internet marketing business up and running. The revenue is still rolling in from it and I really enjoy tending to the sites to make it all happen. I really think that learning these new skills was way more exciting than getting the PS3.

I'll keep this blog going, because I've had a lot of fun talking about video games. But I will be changing its purpose. Or, at least half of its purpose. With the PS3 purchase imminent, I think I'll shift my sights a bit higher. I've been wanting to get an iMac to do some music recording (GarageBand is pretty damn cool), so I think my next goal will be to get one of those nice 24" screen iMacs. Just like I did with the PS3, I'll keep the running total going to the right.

The End is Near

Wow, this is pretty crazy. Its only been 50 days since I started this and now I'm just $60 away from the goal. I really didn't expect to get that much money that quickly. Of course, when I started I was figuring I'd be doing surveys for money and writing for Associated Content to raise it all.

Of course, since then I discovered that there are far better, more fund and much more efficient ways of making money online. I suppose I've been lax in talking about them, since that is half the stated purpose of this blog. I spent nearly all of my posts talking about video games, because I figured that what people found the most interesting.

So, to explain it very simply, I've got a few sites set up that have some articles about different topics. Kind of like blogs, but not updated nearly so often, if at all. I make sure to write something I think is interesting to the person who found the site and I also make sure that the articles I write have something of value in them. What I don't want is for someone to find my site and think it is there just for selling something, because I hate that when it happens to me. If I'm searching for information and a site claims to have that information, I'm not amused if they'll only give me the info after I pay them.

That having been said, the sites are most certainly set up to sell something. But more in a "Hey, I hope that article helped you out, and if it did then you might want to check out this book, too." kind of way. Like I said, I make sure to address the reason the reader came to my site in the first place.

I've never really been the type to click on a lot of ads or buy things online. I'm more of an instant gratification guy. But it turns out, lots of people do click ads, and a lot of those people buy stuff after they click. So by following the concept of writing informative articles and then directing people to products they're already interested in, you can make pretty decent cash. So far it doesn't look like I'll be retiring on this, but it has paid for more than half of a PS3 in less than a month's time, so that's not too shabby.

Secret Shame - My Massive Backlog

Time for another confession. I've mentioned my gaming ADHD, so it should come as no surprise that I've got a massive, massive backlog. I'm talking about a backlog so massive I honestly don't see any way that it will ever be beaten down. At this point I'm probably better off just admitting that I'll never actually play the games and be done with it. I sometimes like to think that I'm a collector of video games and that makes my problem better. I know that's not really true, but I it doesn help the pain just a little

Here's just a partial list of the games I have that I want to actually beat. They're not listed by system or any particular order.

• Halo 2 - Never actually beaten the single play campaign. Started running through it in co-op mode, but didn't finish it befored I moved.
• Paper Mario 2: The 1000 Year Door
• Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes
• Metal Gear Solid 2
• Metal Gear Solid 3
• Eternal Darkness
• Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
• Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess
• Marvel Ultimate Alliance
• Viva Pinata
• God of War
• Kingdom Hearts
• Kingdom Hearts 2
• Guitar Hero 2 (Need to beat Expert mode)
• Crackdown
• Just Cause
• GTA: SA
• Pokemon Diamond
• Phoenix Wright: Trials & Tribulations

And these are just the games that are at the top of the backlog. I've still got tons more games that I haven't beaten. Hell, in same cases I haven't even played them. And there's still BioShock to finish up. Then Halo 3 comes out, Mass Effect, Metroid Prime 3, and the list just goes on and on.

Console Gaming vs PC Gaming

I realized today just how little I used my PC for gaming anymore. I mean, I obviously have to use it for MMORPGs, but beyond that, the last thing I think I played on it was Oblivion. And I honestly can't recall the last upgrade I did. Probably switching up to a Radeon 9800 Pro a couple years ago. In a shocking turn of events, to me at least, I do way more of my video gaming on a console.

To put things in perspective, I've been playing console games since I got an Atari 2600 in 1980. Since then I've had a NES, Super Nintendo, Genesis, Nintendo 64, PlayStation, XBox, Gamecube, PlayStation 2, XBox 360, and a Wii. That's not even counting the handhelds I've owned.

I've also been playing games on a computer for a long time. I started with an Apple IIc back in the mid 80s, got a Commodore 128 just to play games on, and have had some form of PC since my first 386.

During all that time, the best games always came out on the computer. The console games were fun, but lacked the depth and scope of a computer game, for obvious reasons. Of course, there were exceptions, like how fighting games and platformers were always better on the console (except the original Prince of Persia), but the best games were on the PC. But now, consoles are pretty much little computers optimized for gaming. And the depth of PC games is no longer an issue with consoles.

Try Oblivion on the PC and then on the XBox 360 or even Playstation 3. Other than the fact that you can't download mods on a console, the games play the same. In fact, you could make a case for them playing better on a console. You need a pretty beefy PC to make Oblivion look great (not good, but great) and have to download several mods to optimize the experience for the PC. With the console, just put the CD in the tray and you're set.

Which brings me to the fact that I don't have to worry about drivers or patches for my console. Well, I guess there are patches, but those are auto-downloaded and have yet to cause more problems than they solve. Can't always say that for the PC.

Plus, I never have to upgrade my console. Sure, I may have to buy a new system every 4-5 years, but even still that's just the cost of a high-end video card for my PC.

The saddest thing to me, at least from a nostalgic point of view, is that I don't see the PC regaining its crown as king of gaming. The bright side is that the games are stellar all around, no matter the platform. The king is dead, long live the king.

Which PlayStation 3 To Buy?

Much to my disbelief, the amount of money I've earned for the PlayStation 3 goes up just about every day. I'm already to $163.70 after just over two weeks worth of work. Not bad at all. If I can keep up this pace, I'll be playing Resistance: Fall of Man by the end of September.

Of course, that's because I've decided to get the 60GB version of the PS3 over the 80GB one. Why did I do that? Believe it or not, the reason isn't the price. If I can make $500 plus tax online, I can surely come up with the other $100 I'd need. The real reason is because I want a PlayStation 3 that comes with the Emotion Engine chip.

What's the big deal with this chip? The EE chip is what allows hardware based backwards compatibility. With the 80GB PS3s, Sony removed the chip and implemented software based emulation for backwards compatibility. But still, what's the big deal? Simply put, with the EE chip, every PS2 game I want to play with play just fine (in theory). Without it, I have to hope that the software emulator that has been built for this particular game is a decent one.

Basically, the XBox 360 uses software based backwards compatibility. They really didn't have any choice since they switch processors types (Intel vs. Power PC) and graphics manufacturers (NVidia vs ATI). I haven't had many problems with this on my XBox 360, but all of my old XBox games still don't play on the 360. That's why hardware based compatibility is so cool.

Why I Love My XBox 360

Some titles just scream "FANBOY" and this is one of them. But, I can't very well write about how much I love my PS3 if I don't own one yet. Yes, I am psyched about getting a Playstation 3 and you'll be able to read all about that later this week. But for now, I'm damned happy to have the 360. So, what do I love about the 360?

• XBox Live Arcade - Geometry Wars is a blast, but most people are aware of this. But I really do love the entire concept of smaller, cheaper games. In fact, these work perfectly with my Gaming ADD since they can typically be played in shorter bursts and don't take nearly as long to finish. Plus, XBLA gives my the chance to replay games I loved as a kid, like the TMNT arcade game.
• Achievements - When I first heard about these, I didn't see the point. Who the hell cares how many points I earned in a given game? It turns out that I care, and I care a lot. I've actually found myself playing a game well past the point I normally would have quit just to get one more achievement. On top of that, I now have numeric evidence that I'm better at a particular game than one of my friends.
• XBox Live - Not the arcade this time, now I'm talking about the whole system. Smooth matchmaking, downloadable demos, the video content, I love it all. Against what I used to consider my better judgement, I've bought an entire season of South Park over XBox Live. I didn't fall for digital purchases from iTunes, so how the hell did Microsoft get my money from me?
• Dead Rising - Yeah, I really wasn't going to list games in this list because they should probably be separate. But dammit, Dead Rising is killing zombies in a mall. People can bitch about the save feature, but it is still killing zombies in a mall. If you don't love this you've got no heart, no soul, and no brain. But to be fair, that's because the zombies ate it.
• Streaming media - It is nice to be able to stream media from my PC to my big screen tv in the other room. Very nice. I don't think there's too much more to even say about it. If you can't see the benefit of being able to access all your MP3s over your surround system without having to involve an additional computer, there's simply no helping you.

So there it is, a list of things I love about the XBox 360. Please, no cries of foul against the PS3. I can't be biased against it, otherwise why would I make a web site detailing my mission to buy one? Is it really written anywhere that I can have room in my heart for only one console? No, that's silly. Just like women, I'm allowed to love as many consoles as I've got room on my AV switch for.

Start at the beginning

I suppose the first question many people will have about this is what is the point exactly? That's a fair question to be sure, but to answer it, I need to go back to before the beginning, which just made the title of the post a complete lie.

The simple answer is that I'm a consumer whore. I love new gadgets, though I've been known to quickly get bored of them and move on to something new. But if that were the sole reason, I'd just go out and buy the damn thing already.

So, another part of the answer is that I already own an XBox 360 and a Wii, so if I just went out and bought the PS3, my wife would, in all probability, kill me. And most likely she'd do it slowly.

But, I reasoned, if I bought it with money that otherwise wouldn't exist she wouldn't care. As it turns out, that line of thought was right on the money. I'll leave it up to you to decide if the pun was intended. In fact, when I mentioned the idea to my wife, she laughed in my face. I was not phased, being used to this sort of reaction.

I've got a lot of free time, most of which is spent aimlessly surfing the internet. Pretty often, I'll see websites offering money for various things. Surely, these sites aren't for real? But maybe they are, and it could be fun finding out what's real and what's not. And don't call me Shirley.

So that's how I started my quest. I will purchase a PS3 using only money earned online. Ebay doesn't count. I'll document the sites and methods I'm using and let you know what works and what doesn't. More importantly, I'll let you know who pays and who doesn't. Most importantly, I'll let you know how much they pay. And maybe I'll get some time to talk about video games, too.