Anticipation - Bioshock Part 2

My brand new and still shiny copy of Bioshock is sitting on my desk, tempting me.

"Come on, Rob. Just opening the manual won't hurt anything," it says.

"Why don't you watch some gameplay videos to see how awesome I'll be?" it asks.

But no, I'm standing resolute. But just barely.

Perhaps I could take a dive down the stairs so I have to go early.