The Game I Really Want To Play

There was an interesting thread on the forums at Penny Arcade about what game you wanted to play that would probably never be made. That question was so easy, I didn't even have to think about it. I want to play a Zorro game on the Wii.

If you think about it, Zorro is the perfect franchise for the Wii. Tell me it wouldn't be awesome to play a game controlling a character that uses a whip, is a master swordsman, and rides a horse. Alright, maybe the horse part isn't a big deal, but there's no way the rest of the game wouldn't be the best thing since sliced toast.

So yeah, that's what I want, a Zorro game on the Wii. I don't care what it takes, someone just needs to make this happen. Alas, it will never happen. Mere mortals like us are not ready for such pure, unadulterated joy.